wealldraw:

i have never played animal crossing not even once but my knowledge is uncanny

-josiah

captchaloguethat:

futuristicninja:

A poem about androgyny in people / genderqueer people.

I just thought it was a poem about people.

cunthunt:

kingdomofrains:

coalsmoke:

0% Walking to my toilet, brb.

15% Uh.

30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.

45% Awh.

50% Small crush, nbd.

65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.

80% I really want to talk to you…

95% Me, you, bed.

100% Will you be mine?

DO IT

Curious

pleasepleaseplease

do eht

ectobonerologist:

Atta girl.

happy fathers day to the raddest mob daddy around

surejan:

you know he dead

spectredeflector:

cheese3d:

brothers

The drastic contrast of Dirk appreciating his brother and Dave looking fed up with him is truly sad.

davestrida:

mituna-fish-sandwhich:

r-o-tten:

last one i promise

OUT OF THEM ALL

THIS IS THE GR8EST

super smash bros

onlyluckymotherfuckerscanfindme:

hammer-and-sicklekind:

queenmoirail:

I wanna see how many brave people there are!

ewisthisyiff:

Send me a fetish and I’ll rate it

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